26 Witty Matrimony Memes to Tickle the Married Soul (June 29, 2023)

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    Hairstyle - Waiting for my husband to finish pooping so we can go on our date night. @themarvelousmrsmom <
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    Smile - Me and my husband as soon as the grandparents come over to babysit. hemarvelousmrsmom @oneawkwardmom
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    Glasses - My husband and I watching our kids suck at sports every fing weekend @momsbehavingbadly
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    Chin - My husband: When is the kids' last day of school? Me staring at it marked on the calendar behind his head: @themarvelousmrsmom @oneawkwardmom
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    Nose - My husband: Offers a perfectly reasonable solution to a problem. Me, who was just trying to vent: @oneawkwardmom
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    Smile - MARRIED COUPLES: TALK ABOUT DINNER WHILE COOKING DINNER TALKABOUT DINNER WHILE EATING DINNER AND TALK ABOUT TOMORROWS DINNER. REPEAT malo.com
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    Nose - Asked my husband how everything was going, he sends me this...
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    Lip - Barista: Four shots of espresso? That's a lot. Me: So is motherhood. @themarvelousmrsmom C
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    Gesture - OneFunnyMummy @OneFunnyMummy You can have a good morning or you can get your kids to school on time but you can't have both.
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    Primate - When I promised my husband a good time but I've been too tired for maintenance. @oneawkwardmom @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Forehead - Newly engaged vs. married for over a decade with a mortgage, kids and dog. @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Cartoon - Husband Husband acting realizing 1yo like he didn't notice 1yo has a poop has a poop @stay.at.homies
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    Human - Me to my husband: I can be more spontaneous. Also me every night after the kids go to sleep: @themarvelousmrsmom NES >
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    Microphone - Barista: Rough night? Me: Weekend with the in-laws. @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Eyelash - Kid: Stop forcing me to do everything. Me, who just asked him to go to the bathroom: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Nose - Husband, winking: How about a special Father's Day gift after the kids go to bed? Me, after hosting his parents all day: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Nose - Quietly judging my husband as he handles projects around the house SATIRICAL MOMMY
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    Human - Me and my husband when we've been stuck in the house for a week with sick kids. @thema @themarvelousmrsmom 1 KODNEY THIS HOUSE IS A F**CKING PRISON.
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    Smile - Me and my kid on our way to Starbucks again after my husband just talked to me about curbing our spending. @themarvelousmrsmom @oneawkwardmom
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    Bicycle - My mother-in-law on her way over to give me more unsolicited parenting advice. @themarvelousmrsmom >
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    Font - I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids My husband could never cheat on me because he would literally need me to make that plan for him.
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    Nose - Me to my husband: I don't always overreact. Also me 99% of the time: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    Microphone - Barista: Rough night? Me: Thanks to my snoring husband. @themarvelousmrsmom 3
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    Forehead - Me when my husband says YoU nEvEr ToLd Me That. @ONEAWKWARDMOM @THEMARVELOUSMRSMOM
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    Handwriting - KIFORU HUA NEE Sunday Monday November 2013 17 24 Married life is pure excitement... Нато 21 28 18 25 Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Notes Notes 19 Best 26 A 20 www 27 21 28 Ната Expires" 1 22 22 29 29 59 16 23 30
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    Eyelash - Husband: Do you feel like going out tonight? Me who's already taken my bra off: westych @oneawkwardmom

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